Where every stay is purrfect! ✨ Fur real, your cat will love it here.
Hosted with love by
Max & Mira
"You're kitten me! This place is the cat's meow!"
Premium cardboard boxes AND actual beds. We know your cat will choose the box anyway.
Gourmet meals served exactly 3 minutes late so your cat feels at home complaining.
Big window. Big tree. Many birds. Your cat will sit there for hours making weird clicking noises. Premium content.
Scratching posts, laser pointer sessions, and a mystery collection of lost toys behind the couch. Finders keepers.
Professional sunbeam tracking ensures optimal napping conditions at all hours.
Your cat may become Instagram famous. Or at least appear on our stories looking vaguely annoyed. Stardom not guaranteed but highly likely.
Listen, we love your cat. But your cat has opinions. Strong ones. To ensure maximum comfort (and minimum "where's MY food" glares), please bring:
Your cat's personal bathroom. We're not judging, but they definitely will if it's not THEIR box.
MUST BRINGBring their usual food. Cats are creatures of habit and will stage a hunger strike otherwise.
MUST BRINGEnough for the stay. Unless you want your cat to leave you a "present" somewhere creative.
MUST BRINGMr. Squeaky? The crinkle ball? That random hair tie they're obsessed with? Bring it.
RECOMMENDEDSomething that smells like home. Helps with the "why have you abandoned me" phase.
RECOMMENDEDIf your cat needs any meds, include clear instructions. We'll handle the rest (and the scratches).
IF NEEDED💡 Pro tip: Bring a little extra food & litter. Cats are unpredictable. So are vacations.
The fluffiest stay of my nine lives. Found a plastic bag. Ate it. No regrets. Max understood my need for 47 brushing sessions per day. Will return with my entire winter coat.
Majestic Floof, Plastic Bag Connoisseur
We came as strangers, we left as... still strangers who tolerate each other. But the chair was excellent. Would judge again.
Dynamic Duo, Chair Acquisition Specialists
Stayed for 6 months the first time. They thought I'd leave. I didn't. Came back for round two because the sunbeams here are simply unmatched. Would recommend to any discerning cat.
2x Guest, Long-Term Residency Specialist
Came back for a second stay. Not because I liked it or anything. The kitchen counters are just really good for supervising. And the humans accept being judged. Don't read into it.
2x Guest, Definitely Not Attached
Finally, humans who understand that I need 17 blankets at all times. The heating was acceptable. My wrinkles remained moisturized.
Hairless Royalty, Warmth Enthusiast
Great sink. Great bathroom. Tried to leave via window once - not to escape, just to check if outside was better. It wasn't. Came back to the sink. No regrets. Mostly.
Sink Enthusiast, Amateur Escape Artist
I found snacks. They said they weren't for me. I disagreed. We reached a compromise (I got the snacks). Excellent negotiation environment.
Snack Security Officer, Box Inspector
*Free = a bottle of wine and a funny story about your vacation